The Beast from Bryne. Howdy, Haaland?
Born in Leeds to a Manchester City player, basically, the anti Man United, infamous ABU. Beastly, freaky, deadly, ice-cold. The Vikingesque Scandinavian possesses brute and an eye of the needle clinicality that would make The Yamaguchi Gumi wince. A literal cheat code and to make it even more unfair, he’s casting his exploits for the…