Thursday, February 2, 2023 – A customer at an Alabama gas station found a human penis in the parking lot, according to cops.
The dismembered body part was found shortly after 6 a.m. Monday, Jan. 30, at a gas station on Interstate 10 in Mobile, according to local newspaper Lagniappe, which cited multiple sources.
After the discovery, police officers showed up and collected the severed appendage as evidence.
According to initial reports, police do not believe the finding is proof of any foul play.
One employee simply told local reporters: ‘It was a whole d*ck.’
A statement at 4pm from the Mobile Police Department stated the incident was “not being investigated as an assault or murder”. The statement added that it was a mystery how on Earth the penis ended up there.
CCTV footage, later seen by local reporters, apparently shows a black truck pulling into a station at around 6.15am to fill up.
The truck then pulls away before a penis then falls onto the car park tarmac.
Once the report was made, a heavy police presence attended the store, located in the port city of Mobile on Alabama’s gulf coast.
The area was taped off while police investigated the incident, which has caused a stir in the local community.
The Mobile Police Department separately told the Daily Caller that the working assumption is that the horrid find was likely tied to the deadly crash of a motorcyclist that same morning.
Christopher Means, 29, was pronounced dead at the scene after losing control and being ‘struck by multiple vehicles,’ police said, noting how only ‘one driver remained at the scene.’